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HE’LL PLAY HENDERSON TO YOUR DAHFU

npluspersonals:

Beautiful young man of good family seeks philosopher king for spirited correspondence and binge drinking. You: witty, capable war hero who reads Burke, but prefers Tocqueville. Me: well-dressed, well-behaved, likely to betray Athens to Persia. More Alcibiades than Lysis. Wrap me in your cloak.

The most important question in this ad, alas, goes unasked/answered: “Do you prefer snails, or oysters?” 

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