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sexismandthecity:

All filmed sexual acts in the Christian Porn genre are genuine intentions to create life, performed by heterosexual married Christian couples.

“Oh Come All Ye Faithful,” “Round Yon Virgin”? You can’t make this up. Holding out for “Spare the Rod, Spoil the Child.”

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  3. xyrophile reblogged this from halifoxy and added:
    Still, that’s pretty hilarious. The actual porn sounds like a snooze though.
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    lmao merry christmas
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    I-I… No profanity. Although exclamations of pleasure are acceptable, as are the natural sounds and vocalizations of...
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    THE SITE. THE SITE IS SO DAMN… AhAHAHAHAHA, what is this air you speak of? oh you silly.
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    Um….. Suuuuuuuuuuuure.
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    Support Christian Porn, Let’s Purify Porn sexismandthecity:...There’s merchandise guys...
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  24. karma678 reblogged this from sexismandthecity and added:
    hahahahahahahaha. good luck with that.
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    oh come all ye faithful im dead
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    “The Body of Chris” (2006) — Starring newcomer Chris Varney and his well-sculpted body. He and Mrs. Varney, a petite...
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    “Oh, Come, All Ye Faithful” (2004) — Californians Jodi and Michael Connor follow Sunday service with a love-making...
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    how is this real oh my ahahahahahahaaa ‘Lazarus Rises’ might just be the best porno title ever.
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    this. a little part of me just died from laughing.
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  35. meronym reblogged this from lessonsinbeingadragon and added:
    Isn’t this covered in the rules guise? “You shall not wank off to porn of another man’s wife” or something?
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